badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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officialpigeon:

give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile

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cokeflow:

Should I wear all black or all black today

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safeguards:

when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

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reblogalert:

fak-er:

reblogalert:

Someone buy me a girlfriend?

You can’t buy love.

Why not? Ebay has everything else

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